Posted by Bunny.

Today Pinky and I received a surprise announcement that we have been appointed State Envoys to the U.S. Empire by the Special High Commissioner Extraordinary & Plenipotentiary. I've been appointed envoy to the new state of Falvinas Islandas (Falkland Islands) and Pinky has been appointed to Namibia Minerale (Namibia). We have no idea (yet) how we will be using our new positions to further peace and mutual understanding between USE and our respective nations, but we are looking forward to what I can only assume will be many elaborate (and probably tasty) state dinners and limosine rides. These are, however, non-resident appointments, so we will not have to move to these countries - apparently we will rule them from our current home in the California desert. The fancy certificates that came along with the announcements are below, for your viewing pleasure. I'm going to frame them. ~B.